Post-Weekend Vignettes
Great weekend y'all. Synopsis will come, as always, when stats are posted. The bottom line is, of course, that ONE COULDN'T FIND A BETTER division 2 ROLLER HOCKEY TEAM IN THE SOUTHEASTERN UNITED STATES! We've got to work on our class, though.
I was speaking to my friend back home who played ice with me in High School. He goes to Hofstra, so I told him that he should've tried out for the damn roller team because they're natty's material (not to mention they got a guy named Dino who has an amount of penalty minutes that would make Falce blush). He thought they sucked, but they just beat the #1 team in the country, Neumann college 8-7. I'd be partying naked in the streets if that were our boxscore - sweater chest and all. He promised me he'd try out next year.
A brief update regarding the George Kenneth Lewis saga: One Jacob Flader claims that Lewis left bite marks on the young woman's ass. Other than this kinky detail, the issue looks as dead as George after devouring someone else's meal.
I was speaking to my friend back home who played ice with me in High School. He goes to Hofstra, so I told him that he should've tried out for the damn roller team because they're natty's material (not to mention they got a guy named Dino who has an amount of penalty minutes that would make Falce blush). He thought they sucked, but they just beat the #1 team in the country, Neumann college 8-7. I'd be partying naked in the streets if that were our boxscore - sweater chest and all. He promised me he'd try out next year.
A brief update regarding the George Kenneth Lewis saga: One Jacob Flader claims that Lewis left bite marks on the young woman's ass. Other than this kinky detail, the issue looks as dead as George after devouring someone else's meal.


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