"SECRHL" 2005-06

With a new league and two new players, University of Miami is primed for a run of epic proportions. This season is not without it's "ifs", including if Chili's going to end his weekly practice holdouts, if Necker will ever stop talking, if the new guys, Diego Kaant and Mike Segretto, will make contributions, if Lance will lay the gauntlet down and get the best out of all of us, if any of these Carolina teams which are now in our division are anything to worry about, if the front 4 will stop worrying about goals for a second and play defense, if any money will be left after this Atlanta excursion, if Munter doesn't get injured, and if George knows his role, whatever it ends up being.

Atlanta will be our first weekend...Snellville to be exact. Instead of taking a flight, we're gunna have Ruble spearhead the locker room on wheels, a Ford Econoline van...it's going to be awesome for about an hour or so. At this point, the quality of Necker's jokes will continue to deteriorate exponentially. Those who are able to sleep in the hostile environment that is a moving vehicle with Necker in it will do so. Jealous onlookers will subsequently weigh the pros and cons of suicide. It'll be a long trip, definately more than 12 hours, so I'll most likely bring my GPS so I'll have the answer to the infamous questions, "Where are we?" and, "How much longer will I have to listen to this peg leg?"

The latest departure time is at 1pm on Friday which is absolute shit in my opinion but I understand Pringle has a test that day. He should ace it if there's a question asking how to put Sizzle on the physically unable to perform list. What the hell did you do to that kid's heel? and HOW?